What is Basildon Facelift?
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When a lady pulls her hair back into a tight
Look at the Basildon Facelift on that (gestures towards another) I bet it's the only reason her
tits stay in place
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When two guys attempt to Eiffel Tower a girl but she's too tall, so they can only awkwardly touch the tips of their fingers.
We to..