Basildon Facelift

What is Basildon Facelift?


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When a lady pulls her hair back into a tight ponytailor Bun on the back of the head, thereby pulling the skin of the face back, leaving them with a surprised look on their face. Often a style adopted by the Chav

Look at the Basildon Facelift on that (gestures towards another) I bet it's the only reason her titsstay in place

See basildon, face, lift, hair, chav, essex, girl


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