What is Basildon Facelift?
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When a lady pulls her hair back into a tight
Look at the Basildon Facelift on that (gestures towards another) I bet it's the only reason her
tits stay in place
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Sex with a pregnant women
I would give a quater for a camel ride
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When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who hav..