What is Basketbawl?
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v. to bitch, moan, and possibly break into man-tears because a team you had projected to go deep into the NCAA basketball tournament lost in the first round, thereby ruining your bracket (i.e. "a bracket buster")
Thank God Memphis didn't lose to Cal State Northridge, or my boyfriend would have been basketbawling all night.
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In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad
material, it needs be fucking awesome.
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