Bass Clarinet Player

What is Bass Clarinet Player?


1.

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.

Bd 2:We need more tenor.

Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.

Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...

All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

See low, reed, bass, tenor, woodwind

2.

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

See clarinet, bass clarinet, saxophone, band, music


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