What is Bass Pro Shops Porn Star?


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Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

See porn star, boat, fish, florida, retirement, slut wife


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