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When you have sex with a girl by the stairs, and right in the middle of it you push off and ride her down the stairs.
I was going to br..
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marrying above what you deserve.
The dude way overmarried. She's a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he's a 4 to 5 at b..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
