What is Bass-o-matic?
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Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
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A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.
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