What is Bassoonist?
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A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.
Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI
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Boobs being reffered to as Udders. Udder Girl is a woman with huge boobs.
Udder girl, would you be so kind as to pass me those two jugs..
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the art of vandalizing by smears stuff on walls, floors, mirrors....
dude, who the hell VANDISMEARED the mirrors?
See vandismear, shit..
