Bass-tard Edit Meaning

1. Crouching over a persons chest and dropping a duece and getting a blow job and cumming at the same time the poo is hitting the persons c..

1. similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick ..

1. Equivalent to pissing against the wind. "You can't fart against thunder" Probably of South African origin. See futile,..