What is Basstard?
1.
A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.
"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"
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2.
better version of
a lot easier to say compared to bassholetard
That guy over there is such a basstard
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3.
A person who is very good on a bass guitar.
"Dude Josh is a real basstard" (Pronounced base-tard)
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4.
basstard
a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)
example of using basstard in an every day musicians life
2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent
dude1: oh my god ur such a dick
dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist
dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.
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