Basstard

What is Basstard?


1.

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."

"Why?"

"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."

"The basstard's still alive?"

"Yeah."

"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

See bass, tard, bastard, bass-tard, obnoxious, loud

2.

better version of bassholetard; bastard combined with ass

a lot easier to say compared to bassholetard

That guy over there is such a basstard

See bassholetard, asshole, bastard, d-bag, faggot

3.

A person who is very good on a bass guitar.

"Dude Josh is a real basstard" (Pronounced base-tard)

See idk, i dont know, hello, bye

4.

basstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)

example of using basstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a dick

dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist

dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.

dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.

See bassist, guitarist, argument, snappy


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