Bastard Bags

What is Bastard Bags?


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Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.

I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.

See bastard, bags, glad, fold, top, evil, death, doom, lunch


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