What is Bastard Face?
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One who has no friends and is a complete loser
Hated by all
Sean is a bastard face, who will never get laid
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This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!
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Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like..
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Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
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n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.
It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is ..
