Bastard Face

What is Bastard Face?


1.

One who has no friends and is a complete loser

Hated by all

Sean is a bastard face, who will never get laid

See bastard, bastad, jerk, loser, wanna be

2.

This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.

They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.

Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!


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