Bastard Fairies

What is Bastard Fairies?

the worlds greatest band.

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Choking On An Orange

1. When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a p..

Quimnesia

1. Referes to the confusion in the early morning over whether the (quim) has been had or not... leads to a very awkward time. "You ta..

Dissecting The Pig

1. to have sex with a fat girl Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night. See pig, sex, regret, obesity..

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