Bastard Marks

What is Bastard Marks?


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1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.

Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...

Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....

Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!

Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!

Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?

Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?

Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*

Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

See bastard, burnouts, burn out, marks, tires, grass, smokin'

2.

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.

Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...

Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....

Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!

Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!

Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?

Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?

Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*

Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

See bastard, burnouts, burn out, marks, tires, grass, smokin', mark


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