What is Bastard Moment?
1.
a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
See
Random Words:
1.
To endanger a relationship through thougtless or insensitive behaviour. Usually used in the past tense, after the relationship has in fa..
1.
The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.
I always wake up every day with a morning missile
2...
1.
Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of so hard i pissed my pants
Some guy: I did your mom
Me: roflmfaoshipmp
See roflmfaoshipmp,..
