Bastard Moment

What is Bastard Moment?

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*

mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?

you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

See bastard, lol, tricked, fooled, prank, Jeremy

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