Bastard Tart

What is Bastard Tart?


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1. A delicious fatherless pastry.

2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.

3. A fatherless slut.

4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

See slut, slurry, tart, skank, whore


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