What is Bastardcock?
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One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
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Euphamism used to describe the need to urinate. Pertains primarily to girls.
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Got to take a dump right now!
Give me a minute..... or two......I have to take a dump..... Cathy's Calling
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