What is Bastardcock?
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One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
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Anyone who ejaculates a penis
A. Friend is a real pony puller.
See crank yanker, jacker, wanker, schlong jockey..
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To look hot. Like, really hot.
You are sooooo hot-looking. Can I have your fax number or what?..
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Early. Before the usual or expected time.
Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top...
