Bastardised Edit Meaning

1. The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object. My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..

1. When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse emmett- what did you do last night jasper? jasper- I baked with alice bella- I wan..

1. when a man tucks his erect penis between his legs and presents it to another person to suck from behind. i was feeling frisky so i gave..