What is Bastardized English?
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bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.
Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual
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to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.
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Where Japanese teenagers go to make out.
The equivalent of the American "make out point."
Japanese female student: "I&a..
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If you are down to do something. If you wanna do it.
Are you down dizzle?
See down, dizzle, mom, gay, dad..
