Bastardized English

What is Bastardized English?

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bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused

Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it

Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny

Quite=Quoite-just not cool

Night=Noight-also quite gay

Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

See Ninjalo
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