What is Bastardman?
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what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.
Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman
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a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.
Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!
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