What is Bastardman?
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what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.
Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman
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a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.
Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!
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a testicle so large, that, when rammed up woman's ass, causes instant death.
I nearly killed my girlfriend the other day when I tr..
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A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantasti..
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Awesome little guy. Stopped talking to a chick just ta help me out, the guys awesome as hell, and stinks like fish.
ass cracker ho like..
