What is Bastardo Bill?
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Bastardo Bill is a nobody who:
A) is a southern estate agent or landlord that has a vested interest in slagging off Hull so that him and his mates have cheap houses to buy and then not maintain.
B)Once had his bike nicked in Hull
C) Got beaten up for being a twat in Hull
D)Couldn't get a job in Hull because he's stupid.
E) was a student in Hull who spent every night drinking, failed their degree and couldn't get a girlfriend
and has been bitter ever since. So to take a break from his busy day wanking he wrote a load of crap about Hull.
We are happy for him to do that because if you believe him, you won't visit and it will be one less bigoted tourist visiting our brilliant city. What we can't understand is, if you hate it so much Bill, why don't you jack in your job at McDonalds and go off and see the world? No you won't will you, because you are just the sort of small minded inbreed that you claim are the sole occupants of Hull. Every town has losers mate, the sad thing is, we don't even notice you. "We" being the majority of educated, qualified, home owning happy people that love our city.
"Bastardo Bill?, Who? never heard of him, sounds like a twat."
"Tells everybody Hull is crap does he? Fine by me, it keeps the house prices low"
"Works in McDonalds? Why should I know him, I've never been in there"
"Oh that social misfit that annoys people in cafes, yeah I don't take much notice"
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