Bastardos

What is Bastardos?

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

See cheesy poofs, doritos, fritos, cheetos, combos

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