Bastard's Dozen

What is Bastard's Dozen?

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

See count, counting, slang

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Lay You Up

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Lazy O's Mom

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