What is Bastbagel?
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A fat, rotting, round, talking bagel which is made of white bread. but then the white bread turned brown after a while because of gaseous problems. It wears nerdy glasses and has a permanent facial disorder, which causes its face to look like this all the time---> >:( it also has a wenis on the right side of its face. the bastbagel smells like fart and if eaten, will cause the digestive system a lot of problems.
As a verb: "Stop basting the bagel!"
As a noun: "Stuart ate a bastbagel for lunch the other day, which cost him 4 1/2 hours in the bathroom."
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