Bastectomy

What is Bastectomy?

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

See bastard, break up, loser

Imblo

1. The shelf above my dishwasher. Dustin would you go put this on the imblo? See shelf, dishwasher, retard, masterbate, gay..

Ughish

1. to be feeling the feeling of ugh. i felt very ughish as i sat on my computer talking to rachel at 12:30 am See under the weather, sick..

Fwip

1. 1. Female masturbation. 2. The sound a woman makes when she is flipping her hood. The female alternative to fwap. Tierra did you see ..

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