What is Bastedo?
1.
n. a nice looking suit.
Marty :bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred : What's that?
Marty : when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get yourcock waxed by my sister.
Fred : Isn't thatincest ?
Marty : But if you're wearing abastedo it's all good.
2.
A stylish suit or tuxedo.
Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit
overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got
akimow andadd !
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.
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3.
(1) n. A droopy faced fence-sitter
(2) n. an
(3) n. a cheap suit or tuxedo (this is actually the least common meaning)
Marty : Where's thatbastedo (3)?
Jimmy : I put it in the closet youbastedo (2) fucker.
Marty :eah ... You callin mefat ?
Jimmy : No... just cheap youfat fuck .
Marty : Well, you're abastedo (1).
Jimmy : At least I'm not afat pig you long-facedasswipe .
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4.
Saying that only black people use ebonics
Bastedo: You speak very white
Person Who Doesn't Use Ebonics: But I'm black.