What is Bastian?
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To go into a public bathroom (preferably a girls bathroom), then dropping trow(preferably moving them off to the side or hang them on the door so no "accidents" happen.) and pulling yourself up using the bathroom walls and then begin defecating on the floor, and then quickly exit leaving the door open for everyone to marvel at your art.
There are also variants of a bastian like the English Bastian, Same as before but done in a department store so you can sneak a platter in and deficate on the platter, cover and exit.
DUDE! John totally Bastianed in the Sears before we left!
Or
Man thats the walmart i got kicked out of, lets go drop a Bastian in their john.
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