Bastids Edit Meaning

1. A semi-erect penis. I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty See se..

1. The act of after telling what you know to be a blatant lie you lift your arm in a chicken wing like effect and retort "qwaak" ..

1. Halfway through sex (Preferabley with a woman) the man tenses his nut-sack and slots both his bollocks AND his penis into the womans vag..