Bastien Edit Meaning

1. Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men. That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night. See zel..

1. Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised..

1. Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later disco..