Bastige

What is Bastige?


1.

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

2.

A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,

1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or

2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.

Holy shit, its a bastige, run!

See cabbage, gasoline, animal, blood-sucking


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