Bastometer

What is Bastometer?


1.

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.

scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.

To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

See bastard, men, man, scale, complometer


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