What is Basturbation?
1.
masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
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2.
basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.
He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.
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