Basturbation

What is Basturbation?

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

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basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

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