Bat Nap

What is Bat Nap?


1.

a long nap one takes in the middle of the afternoon, almost like a vampire sleeping during the daytime

mortal: "why didn't you answer my call. i called you at, like 3 o'clock."

bat napper: "i was taking a bat nap."

See vampire, nap, afternoon, long, daytime

2.

Taking a nap while hanging upside down naked and pooping on your own face.

While hanging from the jungle-jim I took a bat nap.

Instead of doing pull-ups I took a bat nap from the bar.

I feel utterly refreshed after a nice long bat nap.

I didn't have time to take a shower after my bat nap so I just went straight to the office.

After taking a bat nap at my friends house I blamed it on the dog.

Bat Naps are all the rage in Canada.

Celine Dion takes a bat nap before performing every night.

See crap nap


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