Batavia, Il

What is Batavia, Il?


Often known as the most boring city in Illinois, but is often challanged by other small cities in the dead space between Chicago and Springfield. If anything, it is the most boring town in the western suburbs and is loved by adults for being a safe place with good schools.

Also known as Butt-avia to locals

Resident: I'm from Batavia, IL!

Conversationalist: Where in the hell is that?

Resident: In hell.

See batavia, il, hell, boring, butt


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