Bat-boner

What is Bat-boner?

An erection induced by a climactic and/or arousing scene from any of the Batman films.

Batman keeps a spare Bat-boner on his utility belt just in case he has a run in with the Joker.

Unporn

1. Taking a porn picture and photo shopping it until there is nothing left that looks like porn. They potatochopped his dick into an Ice C..

Self-phone

1. To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone. "Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night whe..

Onion Smuggler

1. A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporti..

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