Batch Monkey

What is Batch Monkey?


1.

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTFis wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

See porch monkey, trunk monkey, ass monkey, monkey, money, batch, merchant


64

Random Words:

1. of or pertaining to a person who is bad at fitting a sound with the appropriate representational word, or onomatopoeia. Hey, have you h..
1. to create a new word, usually by turning a noun into a verb. I verbinate a lot. See verbs, words, noun, create, english..
1. Program used to Window MapleStory.(It plays in full-screen format) Has been patched, and therefore does not work. Now that I have DXwn..