Bate N Bake

What is Bate N Bake?


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The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)

The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.

See masturbation, wake n bake, morning wood, jerking off, jacking off, baked


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