Bateman

What is Bateman?


1.

A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.

"Have you met nick's brother chad?"

"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.

See violent, rich, dangerous, stuck up, nihilist

2.

This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse

Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!

See bateman, batman, wasted, whistle, pull

3.

While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)

Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.

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