What is Bates?
1.
A really cool person who is anti-chess
Damn that dude is like a bates, he always screws up my chess games.
2.
To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night
Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend
My hair had all this bates in it
Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!
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3.
can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging
"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"
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4.
Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.
person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"
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5.
Bates(aka Big lipped Bastard)is John Carroll's Hero. Very racist and educated in firearms. Damn Sexy. Very, very big lips. If your listen closely in the halls, you can hear him say "Stupid Nigger!" and "Hell No!". Despite his unusual appearence , Bates takes a hip-hop dance class and can back it up like nobody's buisness.
Whos that guy with those huge ass lips? Ooh that's just Bates.
