Bath Rock

What is Bath Rock?


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A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.

"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."

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