Bath Rock

What is Bath Rock?


1.

A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.

"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."

See yacht, rock, john, mayer, coldplay, soft, bland, gay


99

Random Words:

1. Blockade Walkers- people who walk incredibly slowly shoulder to shoulder on a walkway and make it impossible for you to pass. I was so ..
1. To take libertys or the piss Hey man Mike takes libs 2. A whale lover "You see that girl over there? All she talks about are wh..
1. The nickname for a man who could possibly be the hottest and most cool guy in the universe.His penis will be considered a delicacy and i..