Bath Rock

What is Bath Rock?


1.

A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.

"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."

See yacht, rock, john, mayer, coldplay, soft, bland, gay


99

Random Words:

1. when poo clings to your arse hairs. '...hey dude i can see a chumnut hanging from your ass man!' See nuggets, dough balls..
1. Nyarg is a magical word. You can use it as a reply to basically anything. Seriously. Bella: "Edvard, we is married nao. Please ..
1. Adjective, referring to the Erica Jong phrase zipless fuck. Literally, clothing seems to melt off with no awkwardness and utter seamless..