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Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you'r..
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One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other wo..
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Even larger than a Schliant
Joanne:He has a Schlong
Jessica: No he has a Schliant
Prostitute walking by: Trust me... he has a Schlino..