Bathroom Blather

What is Bathroom Blather?


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When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"

"No, why?"

"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."

"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

See toilet texting, gross, rude, irritating, annoying, nasty, vulgar


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