What is Bathroom Sense?
The innate sense which allows one who possesses it to find the restroom in a public building (e.g., restaurant,
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.
-Hey, I'm going to go use the bathroom.
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)