Bathroom Zombie

What is Bathroom Zombie?

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

See bathroom, zombie, wash, hands, sink, towel, dry, dryer

Better Calm Down

1. An expession telling someone to settle down. Tex: Better calm down Lad!..

Officite

1. One who enjoys watching office and prefers it much more then scrubs. Person 1: Hey did you catch the episode of The Office yesterday? ..

Saniford Smiddies

1. A slang word for 'breasts' or titties Did ya see the size of her saniford smiddies! See tits, boobs, breasts, melons 2. A ..

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