Bathroom Zombie

What is Bathroom Zombie?

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

See bathroom, zombie, wash, hands, sink, towel, dry, dryer

Asspenis

1. Penis growing from the ass 'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way' See Schmaz 2. 1. A person, place, situ..

F-list

1. an imaginary list of names of people that are desirable enough to have sexual intercourse with That Kirsti Ally ate her way off of the ..

W.o.b.

1. Whore Of the Band Girl (an unknowingly wob): I'm dating Greg now Bandee: Wow! Really? But weren't you with Damian yesterday?..

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