Bathroom Zombie

What is Bathroom Zombie?

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

See bathroom, zombie, wash, hands, sink, towel, dry, dryer

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