What is Bathtards?
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Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
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to mellow out.
After that stressful day at work, I'm going to go uncrankify myself with a little reefer and Jack Johnson.
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Another name for a Dimebag, when ordering over the phone to ensure no trace.
Etc with Quarter Pounder 1/4 OZ *With Cheese is 1/4 LBS*
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