Bathtards

What is Bathtards?


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Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

See makeupalley, mua, tarts, farts, crap


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