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At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).
So I wa..
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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up..