Batista

What is Batista?


1.

a man whose weight is always changing from the view of J.R.

(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS

(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS

(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS

2.

A WWEwrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flairand/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.

"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."

"What an animal!"

3.

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.

"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION

See Batista Bomb

4.

Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?

'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R

'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista

See wwe, j.r, horse

5.

a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people

oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!

See wrestler, bodybuilder, spinebuster

6.

An awesome physical specimenof a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

See Jadah

7.

The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.

If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.

Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.

Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.

Batista's on a roll!!


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