What is Batman Express?
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To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.
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taking a shit and then realizing that judging shit on its colour alone is wrong.
'yo, i just saw a mockingbird take a shit.'
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