What is Batman Express?
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To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.
Random Words:
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when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.
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