Batpenis

What is Batpenis?


1.

Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!


4

Random Words:

1. Acronym - "Anal Insertion Potential": the likelihood, based on brief scrutiny, that a girl or woman will be willing to perform..
1. When someone bends you over 90 degrees and fucks you in the ass 10 inches. In other words, getting fucked over. Denise told me she coul..
1. Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating. The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be c..