Batpenis

What is Batpenis?


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Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!


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