Battended

What is Battended?

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

Crocadile Death Roll

1. its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fal..

Dumbo Dick

1. a complete cock muncher who loves to take it up the ass hey dude, your father is a dumbo dick. See dumbo, dick, cock, cocksex, sex, fa..

Gankity

1. adj. barely working, in particular, held together by duct tape. Emily's camera was so gankity, it was held together with a rubber ..

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