Battended

What is Battended?

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

Yo-yo

1. When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in. Dude yo..

Pussy Toss

1. the female equivilent of cock block. what did you do, cock block her? naw you pussy tossed her. See cock block, sex, nasty, spank bank..

Vulturism

1. benefiting from the deaths and misery of others. using the deaths of others for personal gain. "If it bleeds it leads" is th..

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