Battered Edit Meaning

1.

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steamingon the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

2.

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

3.

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

See kippo

4.

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage

Battered pizza

Battered Mars bar

5.

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

See owned, own3d, pwned, 0wn3d, served

6.

like ownedbut for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

7.

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?